2021.11.28 01:51 SubliminalSally When you lose your bottle of ambien and you know it’s probably because of the ambien
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2021.11.28 01:51 TheKiwiTimeLord TIFU by making a cum balloon
I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a few weeks. She's been busy with life and I've been working stupid hours. Earlier today she came over, we made tea and proceeded with the love making. Previously she had bought me "cruelty free made-by-women eco friendly non-latex super condoms", her words, not mine. So after we had finished our romantic escapade, I freaked the fuck out because I thought the condom might have a hole in it. So I figured there was only one way to confirm this, which was to fill it full of water like some sort of sick, perverted water balloon. She finds this hilarious and joins me in the bathroom as I proceed to wrap the tip of this Cruelty-Free Made-By-Women Eco-Friendly Non-Latex Super Condom around the faucet of my bathroom sink and fill it up. As I gazed into this horrific snowglobe of lumpy spunk, swimming around aimlessly through this fancy pansty super condom, I quickly realized, there was no hole. Only after I filled this atrosity to the very brim, did I realize the repurcussions of my actions. My girlfriend watched in terror as this translucent pandora's box of would-be children quickly turned into an opaque balloon of jizz. The balloon fucking popped and shot jizz all over my bathroom. On the walls, the ceiling, my eyes, her eyes. We didn't know to do. She nearly started crying. TL;DR - Had sex, thought the condom had a hole in it, filled it with water and watched as my bathroom was coated in jizz-water.
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2021.11.28 01:51 inooway [SPOILER] Teofimo Lopez vs. George Kambosos
2021.11.28 01:51 Throwaway69694216 I’m so exhausted
I haven’t been able to eat I’m scared to sleep I’ve been working on no food and almost feel like passing out all the time I want to hang out with a friend but I don’t know who wants to spend time with me I’m just lonely and want a hug Is that so hard to ask for?
I also have a hard time beginning interactions with people. My brain convinces me everyone hates me. What a fun time 😬 Any advice?
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2021.11.28 01:51 Skellington2212 Question: What is the average fps that you guys get when you’re fully zoomed out?
2021.11.28 01:51 diggypk [WTS] Chanel BdC, Mancera, L'Homme Ideal Cologne, A*Men, Boss Bottled Intense, Valentino Uomo Intense, RL Purple Label, YSL Ultime - 37 Total (bottle)
It's time to clean out the fragrance shelves and part with those that I do not reach for, and give up some extras that I've had collecting dust. All unsealed fragrances have 5 or less sprays missing from each - primarily just to prime them and test the scent out. The majority are full presentation, a couple are testers, and a couple do not have the original box. There are plenty of photos to validate each fragrance. Price (PayPal FF) includes shipping. PayPal GS add 3.49% + $.49. Let me know if there are any questions.
Please leave a comment below before DM'ing or chatting.
2021.11.28 01:51 minafanboy 2-Step Verification no green tick when applying for YPP
Hi guys, so I about to reach 1000k subs and getting ready to apply for the YPP. I activated 2-Step Verification at the start of November, yet there is no green tick to say I have done so on the page where you apply. Here is an image of said issue https://imgur.com/gGb6VdB . Is this a visual glitch? Thanks for reading and any help is appreciated.
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2021.11.28 01:51 MarshallLittle32 b
2021.11.28 01:51 Bridgekh Sovi dining
2021.11.28 01:51 nascarfanof48 If anyone has a power cord for a Lenovo Yoga C940 and can get it to me in Lancaster, PA, ASAP, please message me
OF COURSE I had to lose my mother's power cord. I couldn't have lost my own. That would have been way too easy.
The kicker is that she's had this computer since January, and just yesterday decided she must "play" with that particular device, not the 5 others she has. Murphy's Law!
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2021.11.28 01:51 UnleashFun The mRNA Vaccines Are Extraordinary, but Novavax Is Even Better
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2021.11.28 01:51 wallpapersdance If you go about using crypto debit/credit cards in USA and never pay taxes on them, what bad stuff will happen? What documents should I keep just in case I pay taxes on them?
2021.11.28 01:51 Astro0118 i need a cd key to play
I bought the game like 2-3 months ago, and wanted to check it out recently. To my surprise I need a cd key for the game. I bought the game on steam, and due to the weird UI they have now, I don't have the option of clicking "cd key" when managing the game. any way to get a key?
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2021.11.28 01:51 Bravebear123 21 Male/ Anyone wanna talk about Yandere?
Hi, oddly today I want to talk about Yandere. If yourself is Yandere or you have personal stories about Yandere that you can share, hmu!
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2021.11.28 01:51 Impressive-Ratio-827 I already got Amane in tutorial gacha. Who else should I get?
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2021.11.28 01:51 thecircularblue Composition
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2021.11.28 01:51 DramaticPen2596 Shared story platinum PlayStation
2021.11.28 01:51 SlappySlappity This is pretty bad even by my standards
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2021.11.28 01:51 RomanticaSci Would it be a bad idea for me (41f) to reach out to neighbor’s social media (37?m)
Ok so basically I posted last night because I was trying to figure out how to get to talking regularly and hug level relationship from a neighbor that I only have bumped into very rarely. It was during that time that despite liking this guy for months, I realize I can look on social media. So I think I found the right person, but the accounts are like youtube and reddit. soooooo. Would it be truly crap to try to talk to him without revealing who I am on reddit? I just want to get to know him. I barely know him, just know he is very kind and that I am attracted to him. But with still social distancing and all, he is like the target of my breaking social distance of over a year fantasy. (Thanks btw to all the people who gave advice on how to approach him in person -it is just so rare I see him that I am now entertaining this alternate route)
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2021.11.28 01:51 Bright-day96 Help me plz!(weight training)
It's been a while since I've been working out with weights, but someone I know took a picture of me exercising and uploaded it to SNS. My physique is not big, so I thought I would have to exercise several times more than other people to have a normal physique. But seeing that person I know has well-made upper body and back muscles, I am envious and I wondered if there was something that I had to be in shape to be healthy... Every time I look at those pictures, I get motivated and sometimes I feel like I need to work even harder. Comparing yourself to others over and over again is very upsetting. I really want to fix the constant comparing myself to others when working out with weights.
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2021.11.28 01:51 FireOsprey Have a question for those that care.
Killed a player who started flying around me on an Oppresser mk2. He said he was peaceful and I shot first. He then destroyed my sub, and I killed him 12 more times. Was what I did justified?
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2021.11.28 01:51 Own-Score1197 PulseSwap Status & Testing, PRC20 vs ERC20 Value Upside, PulseChain Testnet 2 Next Week? Bonus Intel
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2021.11.28 01:51 coljavskiyi ✨ Metaverse Doge ✨ | The First Ever Defi Metaverse Doge | CERTIK audit DONE | Game P2E being developed | ⚡ Launching Now on BSC | Low market cap | Huge potential ✨
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2021.11.28 01:51 Sam_-_-_ Java 17 for server 1.18?
Do I need to install Java 17 on my server for Minecraft 1.18? This isn't part of Ubuntu 20.04 LTR packages yet. Without using some shadowy third party package distribution, are there any good tutorials on how I do this?
I know that Oracle now allows direct downloads of Java 17. I can get as far as downloading the correct version, putting it on my server, decompressing in the correct place... and that's about it. Can't seem to point the default java variables to it.
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